Thursday, March 13, 2014

Dem Sheila Jackson Lee has "a deliberative morning constitutional"

This blog recognizes the distinguished gentle morning constitutional from Texas.

Dem Sheila Jackson Lee Thinks the Constitution is 400 Years Old

Now she is saying that she misspoke and meant to state the Bible is 400 years old.

In either case, she is correct, as President Obama has signed a late night executive order proclaiming all documents written by old dead crackers and Jews to be considered exactly 400 years old retroactively.

The mainstream media has jumped on board to mock the rightwing extremists for calling out Miss Lee prematurely, in what had to be an attack purely motivated by racism.

H.R. 4138 – Executive Needs to Faithfully Observe and Respect Congressional Enactments of the Law (ENFORCE the Law) Act of 2014
(Rep. Gowdy, R-South Carolina, and 11 cosponsors)

LEE: Clearly, a bill that would demand President Obama follow the constitution is unconstitutional, as the document was written with a f%^*ing feather and a jar of ink by the neanderthals and early cave people. Obama has a pen, but more importantly, Obama has a ball point pen. They didn't have those suckers 400 years ago.


  1. As Nostradamus wrote over 450 years ago (oops - I mean exactly 400 years ago):

    As the sun sets on the new nation and Darkness prevails, The once proud and mighty country known as Ameriga (he wasn't perfect) will fall into the depths of depravity, despair and squaller.

  2. She's the best her district can come up with. That alone should make even the most ignorant citizen cringe.

  3. Good doctor, I don't mean to question you, but are you sure that was Nostradamus who said that (400 years ago) or is it possible you mixed him up with your favorite poet Charlie M? In either case... Hey, that would make a good odd couple buddy film, teaming up Nostradamus and Manson. Think of the weekly hijinx!

    Jess, and these folks are elected time after time. It's incredible. Now we have the democrat from NJ, Cory Booker, who says he drove to Hawaii as a teenager Was he in obama's Choom gang? Unbelievable.

  4. These incidents would be funny if they weren't so important in our lives. These are our legislators?

  5. I know what u mean cube, but the blog host gives permission (in fact, insists upon) to find me funny, as long as you are laughing at them.