Sunday, September 20, 2015

Clock Boy accepts Obama's invitation to the White House

It's OUTRAGEOUS in this day and age when a muslim schoolboy can't take a homemade briefcase clock to school without being arrested!

Obama tweeted: ''Cool clock, Ahmed. Want to bring it to the White House? We should inspire more kids like you to like science. It's what makes America great.'

Ahmed Mohamed plans on cooking up something special for the Obamas with his new halal-friendly pressure cooker clock invention.


  1. I would laugh a certain body part off if Ahmed showed up with another homemade bomb. *fingers crossed*

  2. I keep reading that it was a clock....which is integral in creating a time controlled explosive device. I guess the press is too mentally challenged to make that leap in logic.

  3. "Gee Uncle Achmed. Thanks for the help with my science project! What are these wires for, though?
    "Next time..."

  4. Sparky, I know I project sometimes (make things up) but that was an actual obama quote. He invited the kid and told him to bring his clock. muslim teenagers with circuit boards and timers running around inside the people's house. sounds like a plan.

    Jess, you are not allowed to question his motives (unless he was a Christian). How does that phrase turn?... A stopped clock is right twice a day (once, if it's in Rick Perry's home)... but an exploding clock only has to be right once.

    Ed, "Gee Uncle Achmed, this don't look like no volcano!" Now I read where this was not exactly "homemade", but a radio shack digital clock re-constructed. Not exactly patent pending stuff. Not that my science fair projects ever broke new ground, but they were never test runs to blow up the school either.