Monday, May 9, 2016

The Mercurians

As I wrife thiz, the plantet Mercury iz paszing between the Earth and the sun. (I an cuwwently on tha plant Eartg.) I stard ay this frim mu baxkyatd fir an hpur so i dont zee so guud but iy waz totajjy woryh iy!

Some say this event foretells of an apocalyptic doomsday. All I can say to that is, Trump isn't president yet.


  1. Somehow, against all odds and intentions, we survived the latest transit of Mercury. Who could have predicted?

  2. I will say what I want etched on my tombstone... "I'll be fine."

  3. Yes we will. One way or another.