Wednesday, April 30, 2014

So Secretary of State John Kerry believes that Israel is becoming “an apartheid state”?

if I could rewind the tape (of that hateful video), I would have chosen a different word...

As it turns out, a different word wouldn't have mattered. The typical democrat man/woman/'other' doesn't know what Kerry said in the first place, nor could tell you what 'Apartheid' even means if told.

Poll results from random progressives on the streets of Anytown, USA.
What did Secretary of State John Kerry say that Israel is becoming? (all answers are anagrams of the word 'apartheid')

23% Tapir Head
34% Diaper Hat
18% Taped Hair
24% Aphid Tear
1% Apartheid


Coincidentally, "Paid Hater" is also an anagram of the word apartheid, and is an accurate description of our secretary of state.

4 comments:

Ed Bonderenka said...

if I could rewind the tape (of that hateful video), I would have chosen a different word...

Like Sterling, eh?

cube said...

Idiot works as a descriptor for J. Effin' Kerry, but it's not so good as one of your clever anagrams.

Jess said...

That's the story of Kerry's life; one rewind after another and most people agreeing the best rewind would be the use of a condom, when he was a gleam in his father's eye.

DaBlade said...

Ed, Does Israel have a professional basketball league? If so, it would be wholly appropriate for the INBA to sanction Kerry with a lifetime ban.

cube,you know its a slow blog day in my brain when I pull out the anagrams :)

Jess, then who would have single-handedly saved all those swift boat soldiers in 'Nam?