The new guidelines are expected to set firmer standards: calling for full-body suits and hoods that protect worker's necks; setting rigorous rules for removal of equipment and disinfection of hands; and requiring a "site manager" to supervise the putting on and taking off of equipment.
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New CDC Ebola guides,
CODENAME: "FLUKE RULES"
Why "Fluke Rules?"
CDC REP: Why re-invent the wheel? Fluke has these "firmer standards" down to a science by now. Not sure who she has used as a site manager czar, but we will be taking her recommendations soon.
In other news, the CDC has refused to set a Fluke travel ban.
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A recent Chattering Teeth poll found that the majority of Americans support a travel ban to Sandra Fluke's old dorm room until such time as it can be sand blasted and smelted.
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Well, we're used to the guvmint paying under the Fluke Rules.
ReplyDeleteYep, Georgetown needs to pay for my hazmat too!
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