Chattering Teeth News reports that a large shipment of newly manufactured axes meant for an outdoor hunting and camping supplies store was mistakenly delivered to the loading docks of a radical islamonazi mosque.
weapons drop meant for the Kurds this week that was instead delivered directly into the hands of ISIS.
OBAMA: Let me be clear. You can't catch ISIS unless an axe wielding izlamonazi jihadist comes in direct contact with your bodily fluids.
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