Tuesday, December 13, 2016

Barron Trump Schools The Principal

TEACHER: Class, please open your workbooks to page 5 for review.

BARRON:  I don’t have to be told – you know, I’m, like, a smart person. I don’t have to be told the same thing and the same words every single day for the next eight years. It could be eight years – but eight years. I don’t need that.

TEACHER: Please take your seat Mr Trump!

BARRON: But I do say if something should change, let me know. Now, in the meantime, my nanny is great, and is being briefed. My classmates are being briefed, they're terrific. And they’re being briefed. And I’m being briefed also.

TEACHER:  We are here for reading, writing and arithmetic! Social studies, Earth science, and history!

BARRON: But if you're going to come in and tell me the exact same thing that they told me, you know, that doesn’t change necessarily. There might be times where it might change. I mean, there will be some very fluid situations. I’ll be there not every day but more than that.


BARRON: But I don’t need to be told, Mr Feeny, the same thing every day, every morning, same words. ‘Barron, nothing has changed. Let’s go over it again.’ I don’t need that.


  1. Oh, it's a beautiful new world! I saw his speech in WI with "Merry Christmas" draped from the podium. The man has work to do and doesn't have time for nonsense.

  2. "nonsense" = intelligence briefings?