Chattering Teeth News - HGTV has announced the cancellation of their hit TV series "Fixer Upper" since learning the show's stars, Chip and Joanna Gaines, having been outed for attending a church where the pastor allegedly holds biblical christian views and values.
COMING SOON to HGTV, "Rainbow Upper", starring George Takei and Ellen Degeneres. While they won't actually fix your newly purchased ram shackled dump, they will paint it in assorted "gay-friendly" rainbow paints!
Each episode is jam-packed with Ellen dancing like a white rhythm-neutral teenage boy in his parent's basement, to George spouting the complete and utter nonsense you've come to expect.
Are YOU ready to see your Rainbow Upper!?