I nominate Roller Derby to fill the spots of NFL. I won't watch it either, but I much prefer not watching Roller Derby to not watching the NFL.
We can compromise and watch that old 1975 movie title Rollerball with James Caan. I remember going to the theatre to see that with my buddies when I was 14. Those were the days. We owned that Flint neighborhood.
DaBlade ! Go Long ! Or not...
YEEEEP! I'm loooong gone already.