Friday, April 3, 2020

Lucille McGillicuddy is your Vita-hydroxychloroquine girl

Maybe it's just me, but every time I hear that promising drug's name mentioned on TV, I can't help but think of the hilarious I Love Lucy bit (Vitameatavegamin)

Hello friends. I'm your Vita-hydroxychloroquine girl. Are you tired, run-down, listless? Do you have malaria, lupus, rheumatoid arthritis or the Chinese Wuhan virus, COVID-19?

Do you poop out at parties? Are you unpopular? The answer to all your problems is in this little bottle. Vita-hydroxychloroquine. Yes, Vita-hydroxychloroquine with an azithromycin chaser contains antiinflammatory and antirheumatic agents that taste like vitamins, meat, vegetables and minerals.

Yes, with Vita-hydroxychloroquine, you can spoon your way to health. All you do is take a great big tablespoonful after every meal. Mmmmmmm..... It's so tasty, too! Tastes just like candy!

So why don't you join all the thousands of happy peppy people and get a great big bottle of Vita-hydroxychloroquine tomorrow! That's Vita-hydroxy-chloroquine! (wink)

[Take 16 - overdosed Lucy]

..The answer to all your problems is in this bittle lottle! Uh, "little bottle"! Do you pop out at parties? Are you un-poop-u-lar? Well, are you? 

 Meanwhile, back at the ranch... the quarantine continues. Eating snacks like Lucy and Ethel.


  1. I remember that one. They were on to the snake oil salesmen. I don't know one way or the other about this other stuff.

    Dems killing off older folks sure makes for a compelling conspiracy theory. I'm sure they about puke when they think about the amount of money that will go into supporting boomers in their twilight years, that they themselves could otherwise be pocketing. Not only medical but they want your retirement money too.

  2. Dems do love killing. Killing the young in the womb. Killing the old. The virus is their friend. Maybe this is the next big comedy hit reality series on Netflix.