Saturday, April 25, 2020

Walmart Installs Spike Strips to Enforce One-Way Aisle Policy

h/t to Mustang, who inspired today's offering by his comment over at Kid's place:

"I was in Wal-Mart the other day and found myself going the wrong way in a one-way aisle. A stock clerk chastised me severely but let me off with a warning on account of the fact that I’m a Wal-Mart shopper, old, and living in Florida. I’ll not make that mistake again, unless I come across another “one way only” sign that’s no more than an inch high, taped to the floor, which was heavily smudged with grime."

Brother, you would not get off with a warning by our Governor QuaranQueen.


  1. They'd shoot your tires out if you try to escape.

    1. HEY! That's why one of the grocery cart wheels always seems to spin the wrong way!

  2. Replies
    1. Thank you, sir! I'll try to keep them coming!

  3. Mustang is a Non-Conformist. This I will tell you.

    btw- Democrats actually having sex with spike strips... Just sayin.

    1. I'm learning this is true. Would never want on his bad side. And your 'btw' explains a lot.

  4. Government’s forecasts feel so bizarre
    Their future projections go too far
    But that two-year prediction
    Is way too much fiction
    Just as Kid’s AOC fantasies are ...

  5. Roses are Red
    Violets are purple
    Mustangs are awesome
    And so are you.

  6. I think I know why I woke up this morning with that camp grenada poem in my head.