The Jihad Boys at a Dearborn High School Taunt "You Can’t Bring Us Down"

Michigan has the largest Arab community in the United States, and second only to Paris outside the Middle East. It is estimated there are approximately 350,000 people of Arab descent in southeast Michigan, including significant numbers of Iraqi, Lebanese, Yemeni, and Palestinian Americans. Keep this in mind while reading the following...

Hundreds attend Dearborn meeting about Twin Towers shirts

A group of Arab-American students who are members of the class of 2011 at Dearborn’s Edsel Ford High School told school officials they were showing pride in their class with their choice of sweatshirts on Monday.

But school officials disagreed, confiscating the sweatshirts and scheduling meetings with the students and their parents because the images on the sweatshirts referenced the Sept. 11 attacks on the World Trade Center Towers.

Along with the words, “You can’t bring us down,” the sweatshirts featured an image of the number 11 as the twin towers with windows included on each digit. The school’s mascot, a thunderbird, was flying nearby.

DISCLAIMER: The original photo of this sweatshirt had the student's name blurred out, but Chattering Teeth experts were able to bring it back using graphic enhancement techniques.

Well, at least their school mascot is something benign like a thunderbird and not a severed infidel head. Of course, the thunderbird doesn't look so benign as it looks like a plane heading for the Twin Towers.

I guess it's just innocent school spirit these Arab youths exhibited by using the imagery of the horror that was 9/11, and the almost 3,000 innocent deaths.

The Beach Boys - Be True To Your School	The Jihad Boys - You Can’t Bring Us Down

Maybe we should congratulate them for going to school at all in the Detroit area, which has a stellar graduation rate of 25%. These sweatshirts would be a little warm for the desert, which is where I would deposit them. Of course, it's more likely one of them will be our president in about 25 years (if we are still around).

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"Why in the world would any teenager think printing up a sweatshirt that appears to glorify terrorism is appropriate?"

Obamariddle

Making the email rounds ~

Barack Obama meets with the Queen of England. He asks her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give to me?"

"Well," says the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people."

Obama frowns "But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?"

The Queen takes a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy. You just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle."

The Queen pushes a button on her intercom. "Please send Tony Blair in here, would you?"

Tony Blair walks into the room.. "Yes, my Queen?"

The Queen smiles. "Answer me this, please, Tony. Your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?"

Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answers, "That would be me."

"Yes! Very good," says the Queen.

Obama goes back home to ask Joe Biden, his vice president, the same question.

"Joe. Answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"

"I'm not sure," says Biden. "Let me get back to you on that one." He goes to his advisers and asks every one, but none can give him an answer. Finally, he ends up in the men's room and recognizes Colin Powell's shoes in the next stall.

Biden asks Powell, "Colin! Can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

Colin Powell yells back, "That's easy. It's me!"

Biden smiles, and says, "Thanks!" Then, he goes back to speak with Obama.

"Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It's Colin Powell."

Obama gets up, stomps over to Biden, and angrily yells into his face, "No, you idiot! It's Tony Blair!"

I ACCEPT IRAN'S WAR GAME CHALLENGE!

As per usual, I am in a hurry this morning and only have time to scan the headlines. Here is today's diddy:

Iran Plans Large-Scale War Games

So Ahkmadeenadude is itching for a war game huh? I hereby volunteer to represent my country and accept his challenge. Bring it on fuzz face!

Full Disclosure: War Games are my specialty. I was born for this moment.



That's me playing Risk circa 1969 and those yellow armies are mine (Yes ladies, I am well aware that I am impossibly adorable. And yes gentlemen, I also know that even at this tender age, I am impossibly forminable). Dice in hand and a smug look on my face, I appear to be on the attack. As you can see, I have firm control over Europe. While the board doesn't display North America, my non-defensive position on Greenland suggests I have firm control there also. Let's just say, I can definitely see Russia from my house.

Further study of the board will show that I have made serious inroads into Asia, with the current action in the Middle East. I am in the process of successfully invoking my proven strategy I like to call "DaBlade's Vice and Slice". This game was played approximately two years after the Arab-Israeli Six Day War, but you may rest assured my victory didn't take nearly as long.

So step up to the gameboard Ahkmadeenadude, in a winner-takes-all high stakes game of Risk. If I win, you must immediately cede control of your government to the protesters and dissidents in your streets... and you must shave, put on a dress and try out for this year's version of American Idol. In the likely event that you win... you can have Obama.

Lord of the Cheese Danish - and other terrorist tales

Today's blog inspired by this headline:
"Danish police arrest man trying to kill cartoonist"

For some reason I found humor in the rearranging this headline to read:

Cartoonist Police Arrest Danish Trying To Kill Man

Dear Cheese Danish, you have the right to remain delicious. Any calories you have in your flaky crust or creamy center can and will be used against me in a pair of pants. You have the right to a French Chef. If you cannot afford a French Chef, one will be pompously thrust upon you. Do you understand this recipe as it has been read to you?

After mildly amusing myself with this, I then contemplated the actual story. Let me see if I have this straight. A cartoonist draws a picture of some arab dude with a bomb in his bonnet, implying that a certain religious wing of fanatics are malignant and evil killers ~ one of these fanatics gets his bun in a knot from the bomb in the bonnet, so he tries to kill the messenger?

The man draws the attention of the evil eye of islamofacists with a simple cartoon. I wonder why we'll never see this headline:

Man Attacks Garry Trudeau Over Recent Anti-Christian Doonesbury Strip.

The evil eye of islamofacists reminds me of The Eye of Sauron, from The Lord of the Rings fame (how's that for today's segue?)

I was an instant fan of The Lord of the Rings from the time I first opened and read The Hobbit when I was a teenager in the 70's. What's not to love? It has a little of everything... There are the good guys ~ Little people with furry feet who live underground and like to drink ale... dragons, elves, dwarves and wizards.

Then there are the bad guys. There is Gollum, and the evil one crept up and slipped away with her, her, her....yeah. Oops! Didn't mean to Ramble On.

Then there are those goblin thingys... what are they called? Think grotesque and dim-witted creature riding the back of a Warg... No, not Barney Frank. His page boy looks nothing like a Warg. Ba-dum-bum. Please focus. Hmmm.

Orcs! That's it!

Anyway, where was I? Oh yah, LOTR. Apparently there are religious themes in J. R. R. Tolkien's epic trilogy, and he once stated that it is "a fundamentally religious and Catholic work."

I guess that's just a bonus, 'cuz I just love it for the adventure stuff. Had Tolkien been overtly preachy, I might not have read the books. But then again, how cool would Gandalf The Pope be? He could trade in the bubbled Popemobile for a large, white "Meara" stallion named Shadowfax, and hypothetically speaking, any crazy women who vaulted over a barrier in an attempt to knock him down would get a cracked skull from the business end of his staff.

But I digress.

So what we have so far is this: Tolkien used symbolism in his story to convey the spiritual aspects of Christianity. The reader is drawn into and engrossed by his world of Middle Earth, actively rooting for the protagonist and subliminally adopting his cause.

Voila! Instant Christians!

Which got me to thinking about Osama Bin Laden and his pathetic little scout troop of al-qaeda Wargs. There he is, the so-called leader of his religious movement, hiding out in some unmarked cave while his operatives run around with firecrackers in their panties. Really? Ewwwww, scary! I gotta say, this doesn't really inspire folks to your twisted cause.

That's not to say that the blind and impotent islamofacist doesn't occasionally find a real nut in his undies and get lucky by hitting us. What I am saying is that by making this a war of attrition, they will be buried under in cave rubbel by a Crusade that will make the last one seem like a pillow fight.

Not that I want to help him, but what Osama really needs (aside from a warm shower, delousing, shave and a haircut, and a good kidney) is a good publicist ~ or better yet, a storyteller of the quality of Tolkien. Through the magic of entertaining fiction, maybe Osama could draw unsuspecting people to his cause.

It might start out with something like this:

In a hole in a mountain in Pakistan there lived Osama. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was an islamofacist hole, and that means comfort.

See? You the reader are already hooked and want to know more, am I right?

Remember in Tolkien's masterpiece, the evil Sauron bred immense armies of orcs, torturing elves to create them. Maybe Osama could replace "Sauron" with "George Bush", and that his torturing of innocent muslim minutemen at Guantanemo only created more...

Nah! The liberals in America along with president Obama have already told that fictional story.

OK, time for the second paragraph (and as it turns out, the story's conclusion...)

One day, Osama is enjoying a pipe outside his cave door when an old man with a long cloak and a staff arrives... nope. I'm wrong... it's a missile fired by a Predator overhead.

THE END

Symmetricality Lost

Lest I forget... Happy New Year.

I don't know about everybody else, but as we exit 2009 and the aught decade, I say, "good riddance. Don't let the googly eyed new years glasses kick you in the barack."

Speaking of those glasses , Jeff over at The Bright Blue Cow realized that the 2010 new years eve glasses would no longer allow the two center zeros to be fashioned into the glasses rims. He made this observation almost a full year ago!!

And yet, Obama was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize.

After further painstaking research by the Chattering Teeth internet microbots, they've discovered that the Blue Cow's work in this field was not pioneering, which in no way disqualifies him for the Peace Prize. However, the Althouse posted a sketch on January 2nd, 2009, as a sort of prophesy of this year's version of the glasses. At first blush, putting the "1" on the nose is a great solution. After further review... I don't mean to alarm anyone, but I've juxtaposed this sketch with Navin R.Johnson wearing his invention of the Opti-Grab. If these glasses catch on, there will be a pandemic of crossed eyes in 2010.



Miscellany

Body scanners at airports, eh? I wipe my hands of responsibility if the next time I fly, my security body scan of my chiseled and bountiful masculinity falls into female security hands, thereby wreaking the perceptions of their husbands by comparison and ending marriages. I'm like the sun, ladies. Don't stare directly at me or my body xray for more than is necessary.

Drudge has been screaming this headline for the last 24 hours:
Russia may send spacecraft to asteroid
BACKGROUND INFO: The asteroid is Apophis, and in 2029 it will come within 18,300 miles of Earth. The closeness of it's return trip in 2036 will depend upon exactly how it's orbit is changed from the 2029 encounter, but experts currently put the impact probability for 2036 at 1-in-250,000.

Apparently, Russia's space chief doesn't like them odds. He remembers some scientist somewhere (algore?) telling him that this space rock is heading for Russia.

His exact quote: "I don't remember exactly, but it seems to me it could hit the Earth by 2032."

Obviously spoken between sips of vodka, because in 2032 it is on the opposite side of the solar system. I don't know about you all, but I question Russia's motives for wanting to send a rocket to the asteroid to "give it a nudge". Oops! Wrong way! Leave it the alone. Besides, what does Russia have to fear. You could just have Putin stiff-arm this girlie rock and fling it away like so much baby poop.



In conclusion, I wish you all a very Happy New Year. May 2010 be full of joy, health (get well soon Rush!), and a conservative tsunami that swamps the democrats to retake the House. Let's make a resolution to fling Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi and the rest of the libs out of office like baby poop.

Yet Another mishmash, hodgepodge, pungent potpourri and flowery bouquet of blog words about nothing

First Richard Reid, now Umar "Farouk You" Abdulmutallab... wake me if Osama Bin Laden's wife-beater t-shirt spontaneously combusts, as I've boxed these three with a bet on this trifecta.

I'm already bored with the "Farouk You" Umar pantie Bomber story. I know I shouldn't be. This president's weak posture invites more of this kind of thing. It seems our national security is in shambles right along side our economy, and there is still 3 years to go in Obama's monarchy. Maybe it's not really boredom I feel, but an overload of sheer terror that has burned itself out and manifested itself thus...

Nope. It's boredom. And if you're still reading this... you feel me.

Still, Obama manages to slightly amuse me... Take his remarks yesterday regarding this "Nigerian suspect" who "allegedly" will be "charged" and IF found guilty, could spend up to 20 years in prison and not get out until he is 40ish!...blah blah blah.

Farouk You Obama. He is a Nigerian Muslim (SAY IT!) terrorist (SAY IT!) who should be quietly turned over to the military and never inquired after again. But alas!

OBAMA: "Had... critical information been shared, it could have been compiled with other intelligence, and a fuller, clearer picture of the suspect would have emerged. The warning signs would have triggered red flags, and the suspect would have never been allowed to board that plane for America."

DABLADE: "Had critical information been shared by the main stream media about Obama during the campaign, a fuller, clearer picture of this suspect would have emerged. The warning signs would have triggered red flags, and this community organizing suspect would have never been allowed to flub the OAF OF OFFICE".

Candice Miller (R-MI): accused the president and his team of "initially being very cavalier" to the incident. "(The president's) staff apparently didn't even tell him about the incident for several hours," said Miller. "This is the same staff that woke the guy up ... to tell him he won a Nobel Peace Prize."

BWAHAHAHA! Good one Candy. May I call you Candy?

Speaking of candy, I like Milky Way bars. Which leads me this story (how about that segue?)

Smallest Object in Outer Solar System Spotted ~ No, it has nothing to do with airport security scans and Barney Frank's testicles. However, if the Hubble telescope can spot a rock that is less than a mile wide and 4.2 billion miles away, maybe it should be pointed at O'Hare during rush hour.

Of Al-Qeada Terrorists, The Terrorized (Detroit Lion's Fans) and Flaming Jock Straps

With Detroit Lion's rookie quarterback Matthew Stafford out with a shoulder injury, and the play of backups Drew Stanton and Daunte Culpepper have - shall we say - been "ineffective"... Coach Schwartz is looking for someone, ANYONE, who can give him solid play at the QB position when the Bears come for a visit this Sunday. Of course, it's tough to play from your back all day because the Offensive Lineman must suffer from severe ADD. They seem to step aside for the rush like a matador sidesteps a charging bull.

But then I had a brilliant thought. Why not name "wannabe terrorist" Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab as this week's starter for the Detroit Lions? It would solve Coach Schwartz' dilema (at least for this week). The Lion's attendance would skyrocket for once, and the TV blackout lifted as Ford Field would be filled to capacity with the local Muslim community. The Lions could learn from Umar how to set their own jock straps on fire before each play to increase the odds of gaining a few yards... and lastly, what better punishment for Umar than to make him wear the Lions uniform?

Nah! I'm all for extreme punishment, but this seems cruel and unusual to me.

“Oprah, Umar Abdulmutallab, Umar Abdulmutallab, Oprah"

I know, I know... that joke wasn't funny the first time around. So sue me.

Speaking of Abdul Farouk Umar Abdulmutallab, what we all really want to know is...
1) ANY AND ALL information related to your "attempted" terrorist attack, including, but not limited to the names and locations of your al-queda co-conspirators...
2) ANY AND ALL information related to your knowledge of any pending attacks...
3) The identity of that sharp dressed man who helped you get on the plane...
4) But what Obama voters really want to know is... Boxers or Briefs?

With Obama at the helm, I have my doubts that we will get the useful information necessary, unless Umar is intimidated by Obama's repeated bowing.

Obama, Umar Abdulmutallab, Umar Abdulmutallab Obama.

Nope. Still not funny.

Seriously, who is this mysterious "suited man" Bill Ayers? who interceded by garnering sympathy for Obama's Mutallab's lack of documents by portraying him as a Kenyan Sudanese refugee? I mean, how gullible IS the American voting public airport security in Amsterdam?

Meanwhile, The First Boogie Board is vacationing in Hawaii. I can't wait to hear what our alleged president will have to say about this alleged terrorist and his "Contingency Operations" against his own underwear.

If Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napalm-itano hadn't already ASSURA'd me, I would be suspicious that maybe, just maybe the system wasn't working that allowed a guy with a presidentially sounding name (who was on the terror list) to board a plane with sparklers taped to his gonads on a MUSLIM FREAKIN' MARTYRDOM HOLIDAY.

Textile Terror

God is definitely good...

al-Qaeda is refining it's tactics. First came Richard Reid, who successfully burned a hole in his own shoe. Now comes
Abdul Farouk Abdulmutallab, who managed to set his own underwear on fire, charring the family jewels in the process. If left to their own devices, theses top muslim scientists may one day figure out how to set their own turbans on fire.

An Obama Day After Christmas Carol

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Merry Christmas

I probably won't have time to fiddle with this blog thingy until this weekend, so let me take this opportunity to wish you all a blessed and very Merry Christmas. The following video is of one of the songs my father used to play on vinyl oh so many years ago in my youth. My good blog friend Z had never heard it before when I posted it in answer to one of her posts, but she liked the lyrics. I hope those of you stumbling here do also...

With Obama in Hawaii, I'm Thinking "Pig Roast" For Christmas

The Obama family is planning to spend Christmas in Hawaii. When I think of Hawaii, I think of the traditional Hawaiian luau, and when I think of Obama a luau, I think "roasted pig".

Therefore, as a public service (what with the First Family on the islands and all), I thought it might be fun to freshen up the basic steps to hosting a...

Pig Roast in Hawaii:

First, it is important to choose the Pig. A successful pig roast will use the correct size of Pig. It is important to get the right size, as a Pig that is too large will be difficult to prepare.



Nor do you want your Christmas pig too skinny, as you would be left with absolutely zero substance.



The preparation of the Pig is also important. Some people choose to use high priced hardware, while other people have managed to make good use out of the items they can readily procure without breaking the bank.

Of course, for the Obama roast, he will spare no stimulus expense. In fact, I can smell his pig from here!

Also, during the preparation period, it is important to prepare the Pig in a way that makes it look traditional. Many people like to stick an apple in the Pig’s mouth.

Selecting the right side dishes is also important. There are certain things that go great in a pig roast and people who have never taken part in such an event may not know which items to select. Side items help make the meal even better and allow guests to enjoy themselves more.

Some folks call these side items "bribes", but democrats insist, "that's how pig roasts are done... with a little sweeteners".

The right sauces and spices are also necessary in order to make the event the best it can be. There are many wonderful flavorings that can make the Pig taste much better. With the right selection, the party is sure to be a success.

How about some "Louisiana Purchase Sauce" to spice up that pig, eh Miss Landrieu? Or maybe you'd prefer a "Medicaid Spice Rub" on your swine, whaddya say senator Nelson?

Just as taste is important so are drinks. It is best to have a unique selection of both alcoholic and non alcoholic beverages. It is fun if the drinks are not common beverages that can be found anywhere.

President Obama may prefer a cold beer with his racist buds and "stupid" cops, but don't forget the Teetotalers. They are not to be confused with the Tea Partyers, but you don't need to worry about them. They will bring their own.

On the subject of alcohol, guess who has remained sober for the last 4 months?



The importance of atmosphere cannot be ignored, either. Atmosphere is incredibly important at an event such as this, as it helps to set the tone for the party. The perfect atmosphere can consist of games and music. It is important for party throwers to find activities that compliment the event.



Oh, and the best news is that joining the Pig Roast is no longer a privilege but a right! No need to make reservations, just crash the party like a Salahi! Be forewarned however, the line will be enormously long, so jump in now to get your slice!

Obama Reads a Book to Children While Senators Destroy Country Under Cover of Darkness

Earlier reports of Obama making a surprise visit to a bunch of DC kids and reading them “The Polar Express” were only partially true. It seems that Obama did make the surprise visit, but the book he read was titled "The Solar Plexus". The mistake is forgiveable since the story lines are similar.

"The Polar Express" is a story about a pajama-clad boy who rides a magic train and comes to believe in Santa Claus.

"The Solar Plexus" is a story about a pajama-clad boy who rides HopenChange and comes to believe he IS Santa Claus.



One makes you feel warm and fuzzy while the other makes you feel like you got socked in the stomach!

The Bartle Doo Obamacare Bill

My friend Mumbles sent me this link...
Health Reform Tells the Unborn: Sorry, No Room in the Inn.

...That our government is hell-bent (pun intended) on passing this “health care” reform by their self-imposed Christmas deadline screams loudly of their determination to turn a deaf ear to the people, cover their eyes to the lunacy of their own legislative actions, and steamroll ahead without caring in the least who they run over. They are public non-servants without integrity or honor. And they bow and pay considerable homage to our non-Leader. They want to hand him this bill as a Christmas gift… how heartrendingly ironic.

The Magi traveled far to bring their most precious gifts to the Newborn King, to bow before Him in worship and give glory to God. This week, our nation just might bow to our phony king and give him not our precious gifts of love, but the blood of our children and the broken spirits of their mothers.

Mumbles and I got hungry and went looking for an *unintellible* burger.


We never did find the legendary Cafo my shina in da bullboburgers, so we settled for a schmeezeburger and a prize.

During lunch, Mumbles shared a slice of his personal philosophy with me. If I understood him correctly, he said this:

"To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical."

I told him that quote sounded familiar and asked if he had heard that from my friend RightKlik. He said no, and near as I could figure, he heard this from some fella named Jeffas Thomerson.

Apparently, there is a line that can be crossed by a competing political party in power, and that's where the trigger option comes in, at least according to Mumbles. A tyrannical and arrogant government that jumps over this line will be met with massive crowds in the streets and civil unrest. Clashes with security police could escalate, and Mumbles says this could be the beginnings of an all out revolution.

Mumbles and I like to discuss the inner machinations of the Iranian state over lunch.

Why? What did you think we were talking about? Potcha delka inda bartle doo?

Ben Nelson Caves For Blood Money

Painting titled: "Ben Nelson Goes to Hell to join the overwhelming Democrat Majority there"

Now I know the source of that sulfur Chavez has been smelling.
“Change is never easy...but change is what is needed in America today. I will vote for health care reform because it will deliver relief from rising health care costs to Nebraska families, workers, rural communities and employers,” Senator Nelson said.