Speaking of Abdul Farouk Umar Abdulmutallab, what we all really want to know is...
1) ANY AND ALL information related to your "attempted" terrorist attack, including, but not limited to the names and locations of your al-queda co-conspirators...
2) ANY AND ALL information related to your knowledge of any pending attacks...
3) The identity of that sharp dressed man who helped you get on the plane...
4) But what Obama voters really want to know is... Boxers or Briefs?
With Obama at the helm, I have my doubts that we will get the useful information necessary, unless Umar is intimidated by Obama's repeated bowing.
Obama, Umar Abdulmutallab, Umar Abdulmutallab Obama.
Nope. Still not funny.
Seriously, who is this mysterious "suited man"
Meanwhile, The First Boogie Board is vacationing in Hawaii. I can't wait to hear what our alleged president will have to say about this alleged terrorist and his "Contingency Operations" against his own underwear.
If Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napalm-itano hadn't already ASSURA'd me, I would be suspicious that maybe, just maybe the system wasn't working that allowed a guy with a presidentially sounding name (who was on the terror list) to board a plane with sparklers taped to his gonads on a MUSLIM FREAKIN' MARTYRDOM HOLIDAY.
Perhaps BO will convene another beer summit...ReplyDelete
Hey, the system worked - the terrorist got throughReplyDelete
cube- Good one. I'm sure someone on the plane other than the fruit of the loom terrorist acted stupidly in Obama's view. Mai Tai anyone?ReplyDelete
Chuck- ouch! I bumped my head on the keyboard bowing to your brilliance :)
Who is the mysterious? find him...ReplyDelete