God is definitely good...
al-Qaeda is refining it's tactics. First came Richard Reid, who successfully burned a hole in his own shoe. Now comes
Abdul Farouk Abdulmutallab, who managed to set his own underwear on fire, charring the family jewels in the process. If left to their own devices, theses top muslim scientists may one day figure out how to set their own turbans on fire.
Florida Zombie Alert - Florida City Warns Residents Of Power Outage, Zombies Here's the actual alert: Somebody has a sense of humor... [nervous laughter]
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