Monday, December 21, 2009

Obama Reads a Book to Children While Senators Destroy Country Under Cover of Darkness

Earlier reports of Obama making a surprise visit to a bunch of DC kids and reading them “The Polar Express” were only partially true. It seems that Obama did make the surprise visit, but the book he read was titled "The Solar Plexus". The mistake is forgiveable since the story lines are similar.

"The Polar Express" is a story about a pajama-clad boy who rides a magic train and comes to believe in Santa Claus.

"The Solar Plexus" is a story about a pajama-clad boy who rides HopenChange and comes to believe he IS Santa Claus.

One makes you feel warm and fuzzy while the other makes you feel like you got socked in the stomach!


  1. Are you sure that's what he was reading? The only white guy in this photo is Larry Flynt. I am certain that was a Hustler magazine he was showing to them boyz.

  2. The bottom photo is great. It's touching that he would show these kids how to properly dress like a Muslim. Since it will be required attire by the time they reach adulthood it gives them a step up on everyone else.

  3. They're never too young for indoctrination... I only hope they decide to stop believing in this Santa pronto...

  4. "Stop believing in Santa?" What's Born Again America talking about? :-)

    I'm surprised Obama's not called himself SANTA, come to think of it!

  5. OH MY GOSH, I just saw the picture in the'd you DO THAT?