Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Yet Another mishmash, hodgepodge, pungent potpourri and flowery bouquet of blog words about nothing

First Richard Reid, now Umar "Farouk You" Abdulmutallab... wake me if Osama Bin Laden's wife-beater t-shirt spontaneously combusts, as I've boxed these three with a bet on this trifecta.

I'm already bored with the "Farouk You" Umar pantie Bomber story. I know I shouldn't be. This president's weak posture invites more of this kind of thing. It seems our national security is in shambles right along side our economy, and there is still 3 years to go in Obama's monarchy. Maybe it's not really boredom I feel, but an overload of sheer terror that has burned itself out and manifested itself thus...

Nope. It's boredom. And if you're still reading this... you feel me.

Still, Obama manages to slightly amuse me... Take his remarks yesterday regarding this "Nigerian suspect" who "allegedly" will be "charged" and IF found guilty, could spend up to 20 years in prison and not get out until he is 40ish!...blah blah blah.

Farouk You Obama. He is a Nigerian Muslim (SAY IT!) terrorist (SAY IT!) who should be quietly turned over to the military and never inquired after again. But alas!

OBAMA: "Had... critical information been shared, it could have been compiled with other intelligence, and a fuller, clearer picture of the suspect would have emerged. The warning signs would have triggered red flags, and the suspect would have never been allowed to board that plane for America."

DABLADE: "Had critical information been shared by the main stream media about Obama during the campaign, a fuller, clearer picture of this suspect would have emerged. The warning signs would have triggered red flags, and this community organizing suspect would have never been allowed to flub the OAF OF OFFICE".

Candice Miller (R-MI): accused the president and his team of "initially being very cavalier" to the incident. "(The president's) staff apparently didn't even tell him about the incident for several hours," said Miller. "This is the same staff that woke the guy up ... to tell him he won a Nobel Peace Prize."

BWAHAHAHA! Good one Candy. May I call you Candy?

Speaking of candy, I like Milky Way bars. Which leads me this story (how about that segue?)

Smallest Object in Outer Solar System Spotted ~ No, it has nothing to do with airport security scans and Barney Frank's testicles. However, if the Hubble telescope can spot a rock that is less than a mile wide and 4.2 billion miles away, maybe it should be pointed at O'Hare during rush hour.


  1. Farouk you?? Farouk you, hmmmm, Fu, I get it!

  2. Miller nailed it, that is too funny. Remember all of the "while Reagen slept" jokes?

  3. Shang- How were them frog legs at the enton Hotel last night?

    Chuck- Miller? As in "Dennis"? I missed O'reilly last night.

  4. I read somewhere that BO made a conscious effort to play golf after he was told about the Undie bomber. It was a tough decision, but he did it to instill calm upon the land. What crapola.