Tuesday, July 7, 2015

Alternate Universe Fail - Patton Channels Obama

General George S. Patton channels Obama for his speech to the Third Army in 1944, prior to the Allied invasion of France.

PATTON: Men, all this stuff you hear about America not wanting to fight, wanting to stay out of the war, is a lot of bullshit. But since when should our president listen to the American people?

The larger battle for hearts and minds is going to be a generational struggle. We’ll constantly reaffirm through words and deeds that we will never be at war with Germany while fighting terrorists who distort the National Socialist German Workers’ Party and whose victims are mostly Nazis.

Let me be clear, ideologies are not defeated by guns. No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. You won it by making the other poor dumb bastard join your focus group.

All right, you sons of bitches. You know how I feel. I'll be proud to lead you wonderful guys in gay marriage anytime, anywhere. That's all.


  1. Great post!
    I couldn't help but think this after I read that quotes on the flag:
    "No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country....(my inclusion now)...bastards win wars by making the enemy die for his country!" :-) "Go, Bastards!" Works for ME!
    You make such sense.....and do it with such great humor!

  2. Or as Teddy Roosevelt would say, "speak softly and carry a koran"

  3. ”We shall debate them on the beaches. We shall dialogue with them in the fields…”

  4. "An exclamation point behind every blade of grass."

  5. I'd laugh if it wasn't true. *sigh* The man who calls himself Obama is the real bass turd (but you know that). That's why I call him Turd Boy. ~:)

  6. Z, I was going to put the general in front of the rainbow flag, but even I have a line I can't cross ;) glad you laughed!

    Dr. H, I like that! I mean, I hate that, but I like it!

    Ed, maybe we should just give obama's mellifluous rhetorical flourish a little while longer to turn those islamofascists. Maybe a few more honeyed words from The One and the mullahs will have a change of hearts and heads... I mean, minds.

    Sparky, he is a man of a thousand nicknames. That is as good as any of them.

  7. Seems to me that leftards on this board are really getting their asses kicked up around their shoulders lately. Seems that all their liberal utopia bull shit is coming home to roost, and it ain't none of it good, and they have NOTHING worth while to say to defend it.

    Trump is capitalizing on it too. He knows the country has been pushed so far, so fast to the left that people are sick to tears of government, liberals and being RAIL ROADED AGAINST THEIR WILL. The man has touched home with America, and America is responding. The left is going DOWN, and they're PISSED, and I LOVE IT.

  8. Hmmmm, "Sal".
    I read that over at AOW's word for word.

  9. Sal: Didn't Trump support dems in the past? What, one day you're a democrat and the next day you're a republican? I'm not trusting even though I feel he's saying what lots of people feel about illegals. Why don't you send us your doctors, your physicists, your scientists, your workers of all kinds... all willing to integrate into our society and not break our laws. Is that so wrong?

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