Now what to do with the terrorist prisoners?
Surely not even Obama will simply release them back to their home countries, would he? *harumph* Especially after it has just become known that the current #2 Al Queda chief used to bunk at Club Gitmo. But then the only alternative is to have them brought here onto our own soil. I don't like that at all. How about putting them in a detention facility at a U.S. base off our nation's shores?... And around we go. Sure would be easier if our troops didn't take prisoners on the battlefield! HINT!
Nancy Pelosi rejected Republican Rep. Bill Young's suggestion they be put in her own back yard at Alcatraz prison.
"Perhaps he's not visited Alcatraz... it's a tourist attraction. It's a prison that is now sort of like a -- it's a national park," stated Pelosi.
I say just install a ferris wheel and merry-go-round and turn that sucker into a full blown amusement park. The expatriated Gitmo jihadists could man the dunk tanks (Blind folded and upside down, of course). One dollar for three throws. Recession or not, I can almost see the line of vacationing families heading west for this. California's budget would be back in black in no time!
Or perhaps Obama should put Jimmy Carter to work building homes for these unfortunate gentlemen. They could live in peace as Bill Ayre's neighbors. Nah! Forcing anyone to live in a Carter built home is just cruel and unusual punishment.
I've got it! Replace the current Detroit Lions roster with these prisoners. The current group of players certainly handle the pig skin like it's against their religion, we might as well try these guys. Let the terrorists suffer the humiliation of being associated with this franchise week after week. If anyone could be successful in sucking the will to live out of these terrorists, it would be Mr. Ford, along with ex-president Matt Millen. House the prisoner players in secure barracks beneath the stadium and pipe in recordings of sports cliches from all previous Lions coaches all night long.
This would be funny if not for the serious jepopardy we find ourselves in with Obama at the helm.