Monday, January 26, 2009

Dunk Tank Monday

White House counsel Greg Craig Obama signed an executive order calling for the closure of the prison at Guantanamo within the year. "I did sign that, didn't I greg? Do I have any more upcoming executive orders that satisfy campaign promises to a weenie left constituency group at our national security expense? Do I Greg?"

Now what to do with the terrorist prisoners?

Surely not even Obama will simply release them back to their home countries, would he? *harumph* Especially after it has just become known that the current #2 Al Queda chief used to bunk at Club Gitmo. But then the only alternative is to have them brought here onto our own soil. I don't like that at all. How about putting them in a detention facility at a U.S. base off our nation's shores?... And around we go. Sure would be easier if our troops didn't take prisoners on the battlefield! HINT!

Nancy Pelosi rejected Republican Rep. Bill Young's suggestion they be put in her own back yard at Alcatraz prison.
"Perhaps he's not visited Alcatraz... it's a tourist attraction. It's a prison that is now sort of like a -- it's a national park," stated Pelosi.

I say just install a ferris wheel and merry-go-round and turn that sucker into a full blown amusement park. The expatriated Gitmo jihadists could man the dunk tanks (Blind folded and upside down, of course). One dollar for three throws. Recession or not, I can almost see the line of vacationing families heading west for this. California's budget would be back in black in no time!

Or perhaps Obama should put Jimmy Carter to work building homes for these unfortunate gentlemen. They could live in peace as Bill Ayre's neighbors. Nah! Forcing anyone to live in a Carter built home is just cruel and unusual punishment.

I've got it! Replace the current Detroit Lions roster with these prisoners. The current group of players certainly handle the pig skin like it's against their religion, we might as well try these guys. Let the terrorists suffer the humiliation of being associated with this franchise week after week. If anyone could be successful in sucking the will to live out of these terrorists, it would be Mr. Ford, along with ex-president Matt Millen. House the prisoner players in secure barracks beneath the stadium and pipe in recordings of sports cliches from all previous Lions coaches all night long.

This would be funny if not for the serious jepopardy we find ourselves in with Obama at the helm.


RightKlik said...

How about some kind of reality show? Imagine the ratings.

Chuck said...

My understanding is that they intend to release at least some of them in theeir country of origin.

As far as the Lions thing, this may be against the Geneva conventions treatment of prisoners clause to force them to play for Detroit. I mean, were not barbarians.

Linz said...

I like the dunk tank idea. That's perfect.

DaBlade said...

RK- Set them loose on Alcatraz and give them a 30 minute head start, all in HD. I like!

Chuck- That was a little vicious, wasn't it?

Linz- How about 2 bullseyes in a row earns you a bonus round with a bazooka?

Z said...

RightKlik cracked me up! Great idea! A REALITY SHOW!
With Al Franken in the Senate and Fran Drescher hoping for Hillary's seat, why NOT? We're a joke, anyway!! (oy!) It's HOLLYWOOOOOD!

I keep telling y'all we ought to release Gitmo guys into the White House. Ya, the food MIGHT not be AS good, but they can rough it.....

Anonymous said...

"Now what to do with the prisoners"?

Oh, was he supposed to think about that?

Pasadena Closet Conservative said...

It's positively brilliant.