Also in the news, Sheik Osama calls out Sheik Obama in his latest NetFlix cave release and is almost as hate-filled and anti-American as Michael Moore's latest efforts.
Tape excert... BIN LADEN: "Yo 'Bama!, I’m really happy for you, I’ll let you finish, but I have to agree with that Kanye West gentleman and say that the lovely Beyoncé does have one of the best videos of all time, second only to my cave video series of course. Oh yah, and you are powerless to stop the war in Afghanistan. There. Hope that helps and deflects the blame away from you with your left base constituents. Just keeping it real brother. Is this thing still on...? "
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