Monday, March 18, 2013

Is Obama The Devil? And Did Jesus Lose His EBT?

Obama As The Devil? The History Channel’s The Bible’s Stunning Look-alike
I thought the very same thing at the start of this scene when satan was still in the form of a snake!


The Devil and his Teleprompter

Matthew 4:1-2
1 Then Jesus was led by the Spirit out into the desert to be put to the test by the devil. 2 He fasted for forty days and forty nights, after which he was hungry, 3 and the tester came and said to him, 'If you are Son of God, tell these stones to turn into loaves.'4 But he replied, 'Scripture says: Human beings live not on bread alone but on every word that comes from the mouth of God.'

First, I would like to make clear that Jesus did not fast for forty days in the wilderness because He forgot to bring along His food "taster".  The scripture verse says "tester" not "taster".

Tester, as in the devil. Satan. El Diablobama.

Why wasn't Jesus eating? Did He lose his food coupons or his EBT card?

In Satan's Charm Offensive, he tries to tempt Jesus. However, El Diablobama's charm offensive yields no breakthrough as Jesus makes it clear there is no "common ground" between them.

BTW, not to ruin it for any "progressives" who might tune in and try to catch up, Jesus didn't fall for satan's lies about all the free stuff he would give him.

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