Hillary suffers massive coughing fit at Iowa event
IT'S THE CORN!!! SHE HATES THIS CORN!!!
We interrupt this blog post to bring you this very important message from our pseudo-sponsor:
Benghazi-DM, When you need relief now, but will have to wait for 13 hours. But at this point, what difference does it make? You've already coughed up a "Sanders ball".
In all seriousness... Hillary, please accept this glass of local Flint tap water. It will stop your cough.