POP CULTURE QUIZ time! Please take out a blank sheet of paper and a sharpened pencil. Put your books under your desk, and no talking with your neighbor! Ready, class? Now fling your poopy at your screen.
WHO GAVE THIS NEW YEAR'S MESSAGE urging humanity to stop destroying the planet?
"I AM FLOWERS, ANIMALS. I AM NATURE. MAN (FILL IN THE BLANK) LOVE, EARTH (FILL IN THE BLANK) LOVE. BUT MAN STUPID... FIX EARTH! HELP EARTH! PROTECT EARTH."
A) Koko, the 44-year-old gorilla, via a video using sign language at the recent UN Climate Conference in Paris.
B) Al Gorilla... errr... I mean, Al Gore, the 67-year-old climate charlatan and bipedaled politician. It is speculated that Algore's DNA is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99%.
C) Radical environmentalist, feminist and man-hater, Joy Behar. Behar's DNA is totally unique and shares no human characteristics.
D) Ohio Governor John Kasich said this via sign language, wild hand gestures and karate chops at the last GOP debate.
The Correct answer is (click here)
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I'd rather watch the movie... (hint: This is really Algore in a gorilla suit)
Sadly, the great ape spontaneously combusted shortly after the making of this video. Sadder still, Algore did not.