Apparently, theses 'Suicidal deer' signs are becoming a big thing in Illinois and Colorado. It got me to thinking, what could possibly have these deer so depressed?
Thankfully I've never hit a deer, which is no small victory having lived and swerved in Michigan all my life.
As for my photo creation above, I think I'll call it, "John Doe, the Bluetoothed Suicidal Transgendered Deer". It could be the next Saturday morning cartoon hit.
I still have a few details to work out before I submit the script. For instance, I don't know yet if John Doe is a buck who identifies as a doe, or if he is doe who had rack re-assignment surgery. I'll let you know when I know.
Scary Stuff - I didn't think they cared. Of course, I knew God cared. He sent me an eclipse. I shared it with everyone.
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