Monday, January 23, 2017
Kellyanne versus Chuck Todd - Round 2
KELLYANNE: Well, you did agree to get to the substance and the actual issues confronting the new administration, so I'm happy to finally do that.
CHUCK: Excellent, then let's get started. The graphic on the screen is just a random picture of ants. I know it's a very small and petty thing, but How many ants would you say there are?
KELLYANNE: I'm sure I have no idea. Ultimately I don't believe an ant colony's success can be judged by the number of ants in your picture. I think they're judged by their accomplishments. But I thought we were going to be discussing the dismantling of obamacare, and...
CHUCK: Do you believe it undermines the credibility of the entire White House Press Office on day one if the press secretary doesn't know how many M&M's are in this jar? Would you say there are more or less than the number of people who attended Trump's inauguration?
KELLYANNE: I'd say, "Less".
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From my vantage point, I estimated a bazillion more than at Obama's inauguration. Of course, I have much better perception than any of the media hosts, and know they have no idea there are exactly 627 M&M's in that jar.ReplyDelete
627. Man. I knew that.ReplyDelete
Jess, The reason there appear to be more at Trump's is because of light refracting through the tears of joy and appearing to double the attendance. The reason there appears to be less at obama's is because I didn't watch that horsepucky.ReplyDelete
Ed, well I'm not eating them now if you two pawed them.
Do the "brown ones in the woodpile" count? Or are they worth 3/5ths? It was of course, a Republican that freed the brown m & m's, but I'm not sure how Chuck Todd and the dems would tally them.ReplyDelete
Good question, doc. We rightfully count all m&m's equally now, as they are all brown inside. We won that battle, and will win the rest. Now pass me the peanut m&ms while I can still draw breathe.ReplyDelete
M&M lives matter. I can't believe how callous you all are about this most important subject.ReplyDelete
Of course, you are right, cube. Sometimes I get carried away with myself. I plan to stop by the store and adopt a family pack in the yellow bag. I will give them a gooood home ;)ReplyDelete