The Terminal II - Extreme Vetting is about a traveler with a fraudulent birth certificate who arrives at New York's John F. Kennedy International Airport, only to find that his passport is suddenly no longer valid due to President Donald Trump’s immigration ban. He is no longer permitted to either enter the country or return home as he is now considered to be stateless. He meets fellow unfortunate illegal immigrant, Viktor, and they decide to settle in at a closed off section of the terminal living on peanuts and handouts from the occasional passersby. They mutually decide not to break out of the terminal but wait patiently until he can legally enter the United States.
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