Wednesday, September 26, 2018

Democrats gather outside around the crack pipe vending machine

It's been two weeks since crack pipe vending machines were discovered on Long Island. Now they are popping up in Washington, and the sales are brisk.

PICTURED: Dianne Feinstein and Senate Democrats gather outside around the crack pipe vending machine in preparation for the Kavanaugh hearing.

Dianne Feinstein (D-CA) - Will the entrepreneur who services this crack pipe vending machine please come and refill it.  Cory Booker has bogarted the last batch.

Cory Booker (D-NJ) - I am SPARTACUS!

Mazie Hirono (D-HI) - Just shut up and step up, Cory! Do the right thing for a change and give me a puff on your pipe.

Patrick 'Leaky' Leahy (D-VT) - I just wet myself.

Sheldon Whitehouse (D-RI) - Sheesshus! I wissh you would ssshtop embarassshing ussssshh!

Li'l Dicky Durbin (D-IL) - Is my fly open?


  1. They need to call Marion Berry. If he doesn't own shares in the vending machine company, he'll know who does.

  2. What are you saying???? The lying dem strategy is working and the Jello republicans are letting it happen.

  3. Shumer - Hey wait for me ! I'm takin a dump and I'm not going to flush either !

    This is all a put on to make us think they don't deliver crack straight to congressional chambers !

  4. Jess, lol. I think you're on to something... or at least have identified the vending machine perp!

    cube. You think? I will agree with you if they don't confirm him.

    and an lol to BobKid... He'll come running down the stairs with unraveled toilet paper from his belt waving like a 20 ft kite flag.

  5. Hirono wants to suck on his pipe.
    You can't make this stuff up!