That said, it has been OVER 20 HOURS since I watched Dr. Stormy Blasey Ford and her panel of slip-and-fall porn lawyers in front of the senate committee and listened as she told HER TRUTH. After 20 hours, I may have miss-remembered a few details from this Kavanaugh hearing, but this was my take-away ...
The lisping Senator Whitehouse grilling Kavanaugh on his "Beach Week" calendar entries.
If this were a scene in a Farrelly brothers movie, you'd think it over the top.
Whitehouse: "Anthher the quethjun! Anthher yethh or no! Itth the 'Ralph Club' referenthing vomiting after conthooming too much booothz?"
Kavanaugh: I have a weak stomach, senator. In fact, your lisp makes me want to hurl right now.
Whitehouse: "What about thith Devilth Twiangle? Ithh that a refwencth to a female's Hoo-ha? A coochie cooch vajajay puthhhy?"
Kavanaugh: It's a quarters drinking game with 3 shot glasses. Have you ever had a friend, senator?
Whitehouse: What are theesth two, thwee... thix, theven F's in front of the Fourth of July? What doesth that thignify? Are these the number of gang raypths that day?
Kavanaugh: As my friend Squi would say, "F-fffffffuc* you thenator. You want any more on the Fs?
Whitehouse: What itth thith refwethce that sayth "Have you boofed yet?" Judge, have you — I don't know if ith 'boufed' or 'boofed' — how do you pronounce that?
Kavanaugh: That refers to flatulence. We were 16.
Cruz: Feinstein leaked!
Feinstein: I held it confidential but in the end this had to come forward.
Cornyn: Can you tell us that your staff did not leak it? Cuz something smells to high heaven!
Feinstein: I don't believe my staff would leak it. I have not asked that question directly, but I do not believe they would boof.
Cornyn: Do you know that?
Feinstein: The answer is no. The staff said that they did not boof.
Cornyn: Have you asked your staff, or other staffers of the Judiciary Committee?
Feinstein: I just did. ... Jennifer reminds me I've asked her before about it. And that's true.
Cornyn: Well, somebody boofed it if it wasn't you.
Feinstein: Well, I'm telling you it was not -- I did not. I was asked to hold it in. And I was criticized for that, too.