The Iranian Guardian Council (conducting a recount): "OK, who voted for that Mousavi fellow? A show of hands please."
Disclaimer: The above picture is not an actual collection of severed hands (that would be gross), but a tasty and edible representation of same. Popcorn hands can be enjoyed at halloween parties, iranian election rallies, or at your post-abortion shower with the gals. Hey I'm getting hungry. Pass me that severed limb with the candy corn toes.
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