Saturday, June 27, 2009

Free DaBlade!



These men in suits and dark sunglasses found my lair. They say they work for someone called "The One" who is graciously allowing me this possibly one last blog post. They promise they will stop the aggressive interrogation techniques and let me go if I'm able to get 30 unique user comments to this post. He says he will even count the ones from those who beg him to keep me, so please libs, by all means - help me gain my freedom!

Lest you think this is a cheap stunt to drive traffic to this blog, "The One" is offering the following proof of life and proof of how serious he is...



Help!

14 comments:

  1. So tell us DaBlade, is waterboarding really torture?

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  2. Did some woman take off all your clothes? Please, let him go, we will miss him!

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  3. Being a Latino female, I know this man is harmless. Free him (after 20 or 30 years). He is a white male after all.

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  4. Judge Sotomayor? The JUDGE?

    I think you are going to have to stay where you are..there aren't enough comments to let you go!

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  5. I'm not usre how unique my comments are, hopefully it helps though

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  6. I put out a call to all of your friends I could locate...seeking contribution to the ransom demand. Sorry, the collection total was only $6.28 plus a tarnished Journal U pin. Looks like you stay incarcerated. Try not to drop the soap.

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  7. Free DaBlade!!! Your aggressive interrogation techniques are only going to make him madder!!

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  8. I will march with my conservative brothers and sisters!!! Power to the people!! Repeat after me- No DaBlade, No Peace, No DaBlade, No Peace, No DaBlade, No Peace!!!! LOUDER!!!

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  9. Has "THE ONE" sent you to the Bahamas as punishment yet ??

    If so, I'm startin a blog tomorrow..

    "All hail the son"

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  10. "We shall overcome, we shall overcome, we shall overcome, some day..."

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  11. "We shall overcome, we shall overcome, we shall overcome, some day..."

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  12. While just shy of the goal, this angry mob could not be ignored. Pic Pic... Your call to arms reminds me of the Belushi scene in Animal House... "Who's with me? Let's go! Come on! (AHHHHH!!!!)"

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  13. Did we give up after Germany bombed Pearl Harbor?? Come on!!!- Let's go!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!

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  14. DaBlade...you absolutely slay me! I love that note..hilarious!

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