Friday, June 26, 2009

Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett

How ironic that Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett died on the same day.

Both were famous for their "one-piece". One was famous for wearing a glove on one hand and singing "Beat it", while the other was famous for her poster being held up with only one hand by millions of teenage boys (singing "beat it" optional).

One was the King of Pop, and the other was the Queen of the pop tarts.

One was famous for a role in The Burning Bed, the other was famous for rolls in the Neverland bed.

One was a pop culture figure whose hairstyle was emulated by millions of young women, and the other was famous for a hairstyle that was incinerated while doing a pop commercial.

One appeared in Charlie's Angels, while the other one was accused but not convicted of appearing in Charlie's angles.

One was puppy-loved by millions of prepubescent boys, and the other sought them out.

One was born a white female and the other was born a black male. Of course, they both died as white females.

You're sick DaBlade! How can you make jokes at a time like this when fans all across the globe are mourning this loss?

Hey, you mourn in your way and I'll mourn in mine. One sold millions of records and the other sold millions of posters. I was actually somewhere in both of those groups. I sincerely hope they both have found peace.

Interesting anagrams of "Michael Farrah" -
Cream Half Hair
Arch Flame Hair

Even more interesting anagrams of "michael jackson farrah fawcett" -
Mascara Wench A Filth Jacket Fro
Mascara A Cancer Whelk Fifth Jot


  1. This is as good a way to 'mourn' the loss of both of these people as any other way.

    Thanks for the post!

  2. "One was famous for a role in The Burning Bed, the other was famous for rolls in the Neverland bed."

    Burning Bed vs Burning Hair

  3. Excuse me if I don't waste my day mourning for a pedophile. I have important chores's toe nail clipping day.

  4. Two pop icons died on the same day. What a dilemma for the already celebrity-saturated news. Meanwhile, there is some serious stuff going on in Washington, but you won't hear it from them.

  5. At times like these, I'm so glad I only have sub-basic cable.

  6. I like these diversion cuz I can'T take obama 24/7 any more. Obama and his radical agenda sucks the mirth right out of me.