Wednesday, July 8, 2009

100% mj-free blog post

I don't know about you, but I am sick and tired of the overboard MJ media coverage. I refuse to participate any more. I now dedicate this blog to be 100% mj free. There are more important and news-worthy events going on you know.

Like this...
Thin-looking Kim Jong Il makes rare appearance

Wow. He IS looking thin, ain't he?

and this...

British scientists grow sperm in laboratory

Hmmm. I don't think it's viable.

and maybe most importantly, this...

The G-8 summit in L'Aquila

There. I feel like I've done my part in transitioning the news cycle and helping it get back on track.


  1. Thank you for the relief from MJ!

    Now can we be relieved from BO?

  2. Good job of easing away. I have been very tempted to write about this aunt of a soldier who complained that MJ's death has been covered so heavily while her nephews death in Afghanistan has been ignored. I have decided though not to write about him, period.

  3. hope alls well with ya bud. GOD BLESS THE USA..hope u had a good Fourth!

  4. Wonderful!

    And I'm with LINDA!

  5. It's close to midnight and something evil's lurking in Pyongyang
    Under the moonlight, you see a sight that makes your heart go kabang
    You try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make it
    You start to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes
    You're paralyzed

    'Cause Kim Jong Ill-er, thriller night
    And no one's gonna save you from the weirdo's nuclear strike
    You know it's Kim Jong Il-er, thriller night....

  6. dmarks- Hillarious! I believe you may have a hit there. (now if i could only get that tune out from inside my skull)