Do you feel guilty about surviving the hatchet?
Are you petrified you may be next?
If so, then you are suffering from C.J.I.:
A 2008 University of Michigan study found that chronic job insecurity, which persisted over three to 10 years, can be more damaging mentally and physically to one's well-being than a job loss or life-threatening illness."People who are persistently worried about losing their jobs ... are often waiting for the other shoe to drop, said U-M professor Sarah Burgard, the author of the study.
Please enjoy these short clips of CJI sufferers
So if the shoe(s) drop, then make lemonade or something.
If this study is to be believed, then the unemployed are
* Less stressed
* Less prone to over-indulge in food and beverage
* Lead healthier lifestyles
Man, I just realized that my hometown of Flint, MI must be an absolute utopia of health-conscious and carefree folk. So THIS is what Obama has in mind! I will investigate this theory by doing some man-on-the-street interviews (If I can find them amongst these vacant homes and abandoned buildings).