Toxicology results from the teleprompter autopsy are back, and indications are that TOTUS was abusing Eloquence, a more potent derivative of the hallucinogenic drug, Ecstasy. Plug marks were reportedly found up and down TOTUS' cord. Speculation is that TOTUS was under a lot of pressure and stress over Obama's upcoming schedule of speeches.
A public memorial ceremony for TOTUS is scheduled for Friday at The Staples Center.
Possibly America's Biggest Problem Today - *People who cannot cope.* Here is an example of people not being able to cope. Like Tank Girl (within the article) tweeting that she/he? is afraid. Not...
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