Toxicology results from the teleprompter autopsy are back, and indications are that TOTUS was abusing Eloquence, a more potent derivative of the hallucinogenic drug, Ecstasy. Plug marks were reportedly found up and down TOTUS' cord. Speculation is that TOTUS was under a lot of pressure and stress over Obama's upcoming schedule of speeches.
A public memorial ceremony for TOTUS is scheduled for Friday at The Staples Center.
Deep Thoughts - Maxine Waters and Nana Pelosi - PLEASE run on the Democrat ticket for president in 2020. The debates would be Comedic Gold ! Maybe even better in 2024. ...
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