Toxicology results from the teleprompter autopsy are back, and indications are that TOTUS was abusing Eloquence, a more potent derivative of the hallucinogenic drug, Ecstasy. Plug marks were reportedly found up and down TOTUS' cord. Speculation is that TOTUS was under a lot of pressure and stress over Obama's upcoming schedule of speeches.
A public memorial ceremony for TOTUS is scheduled for Friday at The Staples Center.
haha luv it!ReplyDelete
Poor TOTUS. It couldn't handle the lies either. The next generation of TOTUSI will be better equipped.ReplyDelete
That's the thing about eloquence...you start out with just a taste...next thing you know, you'd sell out your country for fix.ReplyDelete