Wednesday, March 9, 2016


BREAKING: Donald Trump selects Forrest Gump as VP running mate.
Making America stupid again!

Mrs. Trump: Remember what I told you, Donald. You're no different than anybody else is. Did you hear what I said, Donald? You're the same as everybody else. You are no different.

Principal: Your boy's... different, Miz Trump. His IQ's 75.

"I'm pretty tired... I think I'll go home now...."


  1. Gump would make a lousy President. He wouldn't know how to keep our enemies at bay but he does know what love is. ~:)

  2. Bravo, Sparkly. That is hard hilarious!!!

  3. Electing Trump is like a box of chocolates.
    You never know what you're gonna get.

  4. Ed, Ain't that the truth! From one day to the next. There are a bunch of Gump quotes that work here. I was going to photoshop Marco peeking around the corner on that pic with a text bubble with him saying, "I know everythang about shrimp." - But I decided to not play Trump and Drudge games on him. Though I do believe Marco should take the next shrimp boat out of town.