Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Obama to China - "Tear Down This Wall!"

Seriously. I thought my lineage was complicated (right uncle-cousin?). But then came our POTUS with the MOSTUS, Barack Hassan OBowma. He steps off the plane in China and is hugging and bowing like an idiot to another half-brother, this one Mark Okoth Obama Ndesandjo (MOON).

Talk about a shack-living half-brother in every port! If I got this straight, Ndesandjo's mother, Ruth Nidesand, was Barack Obama Sr.'s third wife, thrice removed. Dreams of My Father, indeed! Doesn't sound like either mom or dad were getting much sleep in the day.

Obama then had Michelle strap on his helmet for his tour of the Great Wall of China.

Obama met with Chinese Premier Wen Jiabao on the Wall, and our Chattering Teeth reporter was there...

WEN: The Great Wall is a proud symbol of their heritage for the Chinese people.

OBAMA: Well I must admit that this wall thingy does work. I haven't spotted even ONE Mexican inside your borders since I've arrived. Oops, Hu asked me not to talk about Yuan, know what I'm sayin'?!

WEN: Errrr.... not really. Let me just say that China does not pursue a trade surplus, and my government wants to encourage a steady balancing of bilateral trade.

OBAMA: Speaking of "balancing", watch this! (Obama performs the Karate Kid swan stance on Wall's edge).

WEN: Mr. President, please come down from there!

OBAMA: It's OK Wen, I'm wearing a helmet. Don't get all wee wee'd up!.... Get it? wee wee'd up Wen? So is it true that you can see this sucker from space?

WEN: I do not know understand this question...?!

OBAMA: Cuz' according to NASA, you can see this sucker from outer space (smiles and points to Michelle's big 'ol butt) Know what I'm sayin'?

WEN: May we get back to business please?!

OBAMA: Chinese Premier Wen Jiabao, if you seek peace, if you seek prosperity for China and all of Asia, come here to this gate. Mr. Wen, open this gate. Mr. Wen, tear down this wall!

The official Xinhua news agency stated that Obama's words "forged a good starting point to further Chinese-U.S. ties."


  1. Loved it..."Tear down this wall" LMAO

  2. When he saw Mount Rushmore he called it, "pretty spiffy." He also wondered how Hitchcock got Cary Grant up there on the faces. D'Oh!

    So, I wonder if he thought the Great Wall of China is a natural geological feature.

  3. This was a chuckle-inducer. Good job.

  4. Good scoop on the interview DaBlade. I haven't seen these quotes on any of the other media outlets.

  5. TM- Thank you sir!
    Mr Dart- Cary Grant is on Mt. Rushmore? I didn't know he was one of the rat pack. Obama looked real comfortable in that funny shirt the other day.
    cube- Glad you giggled:)
    Chuck- I am not without my resources (caffeine induced imagination)

  6. Wouldn't it have been nice to have a normal, patriotic, strong president with American values and perspectives? Instead we got a nutcase that is shaking the baby so hard he may kill it.