Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Post Traumatic Halloween Disorder

Dear blog,
I think I am experiencing a post-Halloween sugar crash. I guess something like 32 Snickers bars in 48 hours will do that to you. In my defense, I'd like to point out that they were the minis. I don't think I need to remind anyone that we are talking about chocolate covered nougat, peanuts and caramel here. Oh well, other than a minor headache from the sugar binge, I am relatively unscathed. I mean, it's not like I'm talking to myself, right? In conclusion, blog, I'm not exactly sure what "nougat" is but I do know that it is delish.

Dear DaBlade,
I am also suffering from the after effects of going cold turkey from numerous mini bags of Skittles stolen from my child's plastic pumpkin head. What can I do to beat these doldrums and find the energy to continue on?

Dear Barbie,
This should do it... Now get back in my glove compartment.


  1. I'm sure Hallmark makes a card for PTHD...

    "No matter how high your sugar high goes,

    May your crash be as easy as the gentlest of snows."

  2. Wonder if PTHD qualifies for disability under Obamacare? You should check it out.

  3. I should have gone trick-or-treating, nothing beats a post-Halloween sugar hangover.

  4. Thanks for the well-wishes. Hmmmm. Good suggstion Chuck. Think there are free Snickers in the plan?