Monday, November 9, 2009

Pelosicare Pie

Some day we will look back on today's events with this song on our lips...

Pelosicare Pie
DISCLAIMER: Any resemblance to Don McLean's American Pie is strickly coincidental.
A long, long time ago...
I can still remember
How Liberty used to make me smile.
And I knew my vote was my chance
That we could make those socialists dance
Unless the American public was in denial.

But November '08 made me shiver
Hope and Change they did deliver
Bad news on the doorstep
I couldn't take one more step

I can't remember if I cried
When I read about the socialist's bride,
But something touched me deep inside
The day Liberty died

So Die, Die, Sick Americans Die
Drove my SUV to Emergency,
But the Healthcare was dry
And them good old Blue Dog boys were drinkin' Kool Aid cyanide
Singin' this'll be the day my future dies
I should have listened when Joe Wilson yelled, "You lie!"


  1. I agree with Chuck. These are scary times with the Red Queen in charge of the House.

  2. Gee, I thought that was a Care Bear bandage on her finger. Until I looked closer... Fitting.

  3. I thought I would use this more obscure version of Madonna's ballad.