Saturday, February 9, 2013
The REAL story behind the three-parent birth certificate
Florida judge approves birth certificate listing three parents
MIAMI (Reuters) - A Florida judge has approved the adoption of a 22-month-old baby girl that will list three people as parents on her birth certificate -- a married lesbian couple and a gay man.
The gay male sperm donor, Massimiliano Gerinaa, is the hair dresser for one of the lesbian "moms". Whether Massimiliano styles the mom mom's hair, or he is responsible for the severe butch mom's bowl cut, the story isn't clear. I would think this fact pertinent. I will just choose to believe the 22-month-old baby girl will grow up having fabulous hair, if not a normal, non-perverted childhood.
Get busy Hallmark. I'm guessing you don't have a card for these folks yet.
Tomorrow's probable news:
Not to be out-done, a rival judge added 23 more names to the official birth certificate under "parents", making a grand total of 26 parents for this lucky little girl. This latest birth certificate update includes the gay sperm donor's homosexual extreme poetry reading club that meets every Tuesday night. According to the petition, they all claim to have "made a deposit" with their friend the night before he made his donation to the sperm bank.
*sigh* Back to the drawing board Hallmark.
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