Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Granholm's Magic Pen

Michigan Governor, Jennifer Granholm, says "she will use her veto pen to find money to pay for her priorities."

Wow, that's quite a magic pen ol' Jenny is waving. It apparently finds money just like a divining rod finds water! Now I get it! THAT'S why all those people crashed Cobo Arena last Week looking for "Obama money"!

This is great news people! Why was I not told? I would dare say that Granholm's REVENUE GENERATING veto pen is more powerful than any of them wizard wands in those Harry Potter flicks. I also think it is very humble of her to allow Obama to take credit for her cash-generating pen.

"The people of Michigan should be fearful of her veto. That's a way for her to attempt to force tax increases," said Matt Marsden, spokesman for Senate Majority Leader Mike Bishop, R-Rochester.

You party pooper Republicans!


  1. It comes from Obama's "stash" doncha know?

  2. All hail the All-Mighty Obama Buck.
    Or as we call them... Despot Dawlers.....

  3. will use her veto pen to find money to pay for her priorities

    Her priorities, not the states. Gotta love that.

  4. Mr Dart- I've come to a decision since reading your recent post regarding the man who lost his arm to a gator while golfing. My magic sticks will not travel south of the Michigan border. Yikes!

    Anon- You forgot the Mmm mmm mmm. How are we to know you hold the most high Obama in esteem if you don't give him the Campbells Soup slogan?

    Chuck- Michigan is dead last in unemployment. We have been excercising democrat priorities long enough in this state, don't you think?

  5. Granholm: You get what you vote for.