“These figures are fresh. Some of the models suggest... that there is a 75 per cent chance that the entire north polar ice cap, during the summer months, could be completely ice-free within five to seven years.” -- Al Gore
"Five out of four people have trouble with fractions." -- Steven Wright
"Baseball is ninety percent mental. The other half is physical." -- Yogi Berra
The good news is, it doesn't take very much polar ice cap to make The World's Smallest Snowman.
Nano-Frosty the 0.001 mm Snowman
With an atomic force microscope
and a button deposited platinum nose
and two eyes made out of focused ion beam coals