Obama is angry over his house party security breach. Worst case scenario, the First Teleprompter could have been compromised. The president needs the teleprompter in top condition for his planned speech tonight where, after months of dithering, he will finally lay out his Afghanistan strategy.
Chattering Teeth has learned that Obama will not give General McChrystal all of the 40,000 troops he's requested, but has compromised with a more limited Serge. That's right. All 42 gay art gallery maitre d's named "Serge" will be sent into the Taliban fray.
OK, that was stupid. But I did like that movie.