SHOCK POLL: A cardboard cutout of Barack Obama now leads it's flesh and blood counterpart in the latest Chattering Teeth poll by a wide margin! The cardboard cutout first appeared on stage in Oslo, Norway at a "Save the Children" benefit. An event, I might add, that the actual U.S. President snubbed.
Jupiter Is the Last Place I'd Want to Go - At least not without a flotation device.
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