Thursday, December 3, 2009

What we really need are fake jobs (read "green") for fake problems (read "global warming")

I have always lived by this motto: Brevity, that being an economical use of both words and pictures to succinctly illustrate a concept or idea, is the soul, or "essence" if you prefer, of wit, which is to say "humor" of a common sense nature. It reminds me of this Calvin Coolidge quote on the header over at Mr. Dart's place:

"You can't know too much, but you can say too much."

That said, and with as little rhetorical flourish of verboseness as possible, there is nothing in this American Thinker piece titled "Jobs Summit will not produce jobs" that I can paraphrase, blockquote, or in any other fashion give a fair representative sampling that does it justice. You. Must. Read.

After having solved the Afghanistan situation, Obama will now turn his full attention to his most critical objective - That being his tireless efforts on his reelection campaign. Recognizing that Americans are concerned with the economy and the escalating unemployment rate, Obama hopes to raise his poll numbers by giving the impression that he cares with today's jobs summit.

Will Obama try to appease his opponents by announcing a Capitalism Surge and invoke the free market principles of lower taxes and smaller government, only to pull out of capitalism all together in 18 months as a 4th quarter h/t to his base?

With these brainiacs working on the problem, what could possibly go wrong?

7 comments:

cube said...

We are dealing with a bunch of pols who are even more shameless than the Clintons. And that's saying a lot.

Chuck said...

I can think of a four letter word for him I-D-I-O-T

Z said...

Hey, DaBlade, did you see where Dennis Miller said to O'Reilly the other night 'At least Obama didn't BOW to the party crashers'?! I almost fell off my sofa ... I wish Miller could have seen your photo shop!

re: Cube's remark about pols even worse than the Clintons, a very dear conservative friend emailed the other night she'd settle for CARTER over THIS bunch we've got now. that was QUITE an admission...

DaBlade said...

cube- Who would've ever thought the Clintons would ever be thought of as moderates in comparison?
Chuck- I bet we could make a very long list.
Z- I missed that Miller segment (which is always my favorite on that show). May I suggest a seatbelt installation to your sofa :)

cube said...

I was talking about the Clinton administration. I think Hillary would've been just as bad as Obama. Bill isn't the idealogue she is and he didn't have full run of the Senate & the House as Hillary would've had had she won in 2008. That alone would've made Hillary just as bad as BO's admin.

The only difference between Obama and Hillary is the card they would play when up against the wall... race vs gender. They both rail at oppression by white males instead of just moving on.

Z said...

I hope you don't mind, I couldn't resist snatching your picture WITH credit to you :-)

dmarks said...

Isn't it so cool that the Obama administration spends so much money to fight things that don't exist?