Its so cold, Gollum is eating fishsicles.
You know where its NOT cold? The sun.
HUGE SUNSPOT TARGETS EARTH: One of the biggest sunspots in years is crossing the center of the solar disk, putting Earth in the way of potential eruptions.
OK Frodo, slooowly take the one true ring off and put it back in your pocketses. I don't like the way that eye is looking at us.