Saturday, April 15, 2017
T'was the night before Easter, and all thru Quint's Houseboat...
Peter Hussein CottonTail
The Easter bunny used to scare the bejesus out of me when I was a kid. Not the dude in the obvious cheap mall costume, but the REAL Easter bunny. You know... Peter Cottontail. Remember the song?
Here comes Peter CottonTail
Hoppin' down the bunny trail
Easter's on its way
Santa Claus never scared me this way. St. Nick may be an elf, but he always reminded me of a kindly and gentle grandpa who brought me presents and candy once per year. The Easter bunny on the other hand, is this humongous beast covered in fur, with razor sharp teeth, whose sole mission is to HIDE the freakin' eggs I worked my a$$ off coloring!
Emo Philips and the Easter Bunny 1983