Tuesday, July 22, 2008

McCain's Shocking VP Choice

Who will John McCain select for the VP slot? Will it be Mitt Romney, who would give him instant economic gravitas? I don't see what would be in this for Mitt? How about Bobby Jindal? He would certainly fire up the conservative base, but he is a little young just yet. Besides, the contrast between the long-toothed McCain, and green-behind-the-ears young upstart Jindal would ultimately be a detriment to McCain. It would be a constant reminder that he is "older than dirt".

The speculation has ended as John McCain has selected the recently excavated one Thousand-Year-Old Peruvian Mummy to be his running mate this fall.
The mummy is thought to have been an elite member of the Chancay culture, a civilization that thrived in the central coast of Peru from about A.D. 1000 to 1400.

Says McCain: "Listen, I know that I am older than dirt and have more scars than Frankenstein, but you must admit I look young and vibrant next to ol' Pele here."


  1. Your choice may seem "out there" to some but it makes perfect sense to me.

    Lots of rumors that McC will announce something this week to blunt the continuing Obamessiah coverage. That wouldn't work.

    The heavy favorite is Mitt now.

  2. Hey isn't that the same mummy Bill Clinton tried to boink?? Remember?