Thursday, July 10, 2008

More Jesse Jackson - open mic night!

SHOCKING NEW QUOTES FROM REV. JESSE JACKSON REVEALED!

Vulgar tirade caught on tape by Fox News:
"See, Barack been um, talkin' down to black people on this faith based... I wanna cut his nuts off." - Jesse Jackson

O'REILLY: 'We held back some of this conversation... we didn't feel it had any relevance to the conversation this evening. We are not out to get Jesse Jackson. We are not out to embarrass him and we are not out to make him look bad. If we were, we would have used what we had, which is more damaging than what you have heard'...

Chattering Teeth was not satisfied accepting O'Reilly's refusal to release the rest of Jackson's quote, and this blog was able to obtain the rest of it through thorough investigative reporting (and an inexpensive hooker). Here is the full quote of Jesse's whisperings:

"See, Barack been um, talkin' down to black people on this faith based... I wanna cut his nuts off... Then I'll fry them up and eat them with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

Yeahhhh. I'll just relax, and think pleasant thoughts...Chicken pot pie!...Chocolate-covered raisins!...Ehh...Glazed ham!... Heh...heh...heh...they think I'm CRAZY. But I know better. It is not *I* who am crazy. It is not I who am MAD! Didn'tcha hear 'em? Didn'tcha see the CROWDS?

Oh my beloved ice cream bar...how I love to lick your creamy center! HOOOWWWWWW...and your oh-so-nutty chocolate covering! You're not like the others... you like the same things I do! Waxed paper...boiled football leather...dog breath...We're not hitchhiking anymore! We're RIDING!


UPDATE: new video on Jackson's "Hot Mic" ramblings:

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey Guido....... It's all so clear to me now....

Monkeydarts said...

George W. Bush made him say that. The little cutting motion? Jesse added that on his own.

John back pain Austin said...

OBH looked down on church-going, gun-owning people from PA. Now he is looking down on Jesse’s constituency. Does this mean that Mr. Himeytown will not be in BHO's cabinet. I was not shocked by the statement, but I was surprised he ended his sentence with the preposition "off". Shouldn't it be “I want to cut off his nuts”?

DaBlade said...

Let's "HOPE" BHO never gets to fill a cabinet. You're right though, that "The Poverty Pimp" didn't help his chances with this Samurai chop.

Anonymous said...

Wouldn't Belushi have a filed day with this? Samurai Democrat with Buck Henry as John McCain....