This just in from Planet Green - Enter the Eco T-Shirt Design Challenge, with the winning design ending up on Hessnatur’s Grameen tees and worn by godless, spineless, sushi-eating, America-blaming, terrorist-coddling, Hollywood-humping, liberal defeatocrats worldwide!
What's an "Eco T" you ask? It's low-impact undergarment of sustainable clothing made with organic fabrics. Please don't hate me when I tell you that I'm still wearing conventional cotton-based tees.
Hey, don't look at my blog in that tone! I'm as "green" and environmentally conscious as the next guy. I try to wear my underwear and wife-beater T-shirt for a month or so before soaking them in one-third of a pound of pesticides and fertilizers and around 700 gallons of water with each washing.
Listen, before you judge me as some clean-air hating rightwing extremist for not wearing organic and sustainable clothing, you should know that I do wear electric socks on those cold winter baby seal hunts with my clubbing buds. No global-warming-causing, environment-hating internal combustion powered woolies for me!
Hmmmm... So maybe there is something to this organic stuff afterall. I just wish I could share my newfound love of clean air and clean water by flying around to countries all over the world for speaking engagements on my private jet.
Alas, I don't have a private jet. I guess the next best thing for me to get my message out would be to win this T-shirt contest. How hard could it be, if this is any kind of example?
How about something like...
SAVE A TREE - DON'T VOTE
The environmental impact of paper ballots and fossil fuel guzzling electronic touch screens are not worth it!
I kinda like this one...
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