An open letter from triple-murderer Chris Dorner to "Yours Truly"
Valentine's Day is fast approaching, and I'm just not sure what to get that "special someone" in my life. In years past, I've opted for assorted fowers or a box of candy. But what do I get for that special CNN news anchor that doesn't even know I exist? I've already left a ranting Facebook manifesto expressing my love for this leftist talking head, but I'm afraid that my (recent) past may be an issue with some who would hold a triple-homicide against an individual. Should I be labeled 'cop-killer' for life? Any who, I don't want to be left out in the cold this year, as I huddle in a hollow tree on the side of the snow-covered Big Bear mountains to avoid a manhunt.
P.S. If you haven't guessed the object of my affection, it's Anderson Cooper
Dear "Sleepless in Big Bear Mountains",
If you're a triple-homicidal killer on the run and in hiding, you can't go wrong sending your gay CNN anchor and democrat socialist operative a bullet-riddled keepsake medallion and a note that reads “I never lied.” Your effeminate liberal TV fella won't know whether to feel threatened or loved, but rest assured he won't be able to stop thinking about you while you're still at large.
On-the-run accused cop killer CHRISTOPHER DORNER, suspected of 3 murders, sent a grim package to ANDERSON COOPER, the CNN anchor confirmed.
The fact is, I'm gay, always have been, always will be, so
As you might imagine, I receive a lot of strange packages