Tuesday, October 2, 2012

Democrat Campaign Debate preview: "No zingers, just eye candy"

Obama: "There is no question... thaaaaat my opponent is a skilled debater... aaaaand I don't want my supporters to put to much stock in the outcome. I’m just supposed to be eye candy here for you guys."

NO ZINGERS!? Why else would I watch the debate? That would be like Apollo Creed promising not to swing back at Rocky Balboa. Defend yourself if you can mister president! You have the ref and the state-controlled boxing "announcers" in your pocket. My goodness, they don't even have to be good zingers! You have a built-in laugh track. Try it sir.

I'm Barack Obama and I approve this message. Mitt, enough about my birth certificate, yours is an apology from the condom factory. Ba dum dum.


Inspired, Obama pushes his luck...

Mitt, you so rich, you actually PAID all the income taxes you were legally obligated to pay, THEN on top of that gave 30% to charity!


"If you're expecting that, that's probably not what he's going to deliver," campaign spokeswoman Jen Psaki told reporters on Air Force One... He wants to speak directly to the people on their couches at home.

People on their couches... AH! THAT'S why he appeared on The View on the heels of a deadly terrorist attack. It was "People on their couches - eye candy - debate prep". I'm sure he received some useful foreign policy advice from the likes of Whoopie, Behar and company. 

In conclusion, this debate is Romney's for the taking. He has a record of achievement and the facts on his side, while Obama has a disasterous and indefensible record. The media pundants in his pocket will deny this, and poll after skewed poll will show Obama ahead. Not to worry, because it will be a landslide Romney win. People with Obama phones, your minutes are almost up!


  1. Welcome Repack Rider, glad you could join me. I assume you mean by your comment you think Rocky Balboa is an idiot. I'm sure you understand my analogy has to do with Rocky fighting Apollo and not governing this once great nation. Though I would argue that Rocky would make a better president than Romney a boxer, unless his sparring partner was the 90 lb obama. In any case, I would vote for Balboa before Barack for president any day. And my patriotism is unwavering. Thank you for your service.

  2. I agree, I think this is going to be O's undoing.

    I think the real show will be Ryan v Biden. It's Einstein v the Village Idiot. It will be horrific.

  3. I would vote for a "ham sandwich" before I would vote for Obama. Unfortunately, he is alot more difficult to indict than that alternative is......